Photo 24 Apr 18,733 notes spicy-spicer:

in a jiffy

spicy-spicer:

in a jiffy

Text 24 Apr 392,688 notes

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce)

Photo 24 Apr 3,478 notes
Photo 24 Apr 7 notes slutofbabylon:

This guy definitely thinks I’m his son

slutofbabylon:

This guy definitely thinks I’m his son

Video 24 Apr 230 notes

ifoldstuff:

Here be dragons.

via AGMland.
Text 23 Apr 126,276 notes

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
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Chat 23 Apr 68,801 notes
  • family: why won't you come with us?
  • me: there must always be a stark at winterfell
via AGMland.
Text 23 Apr 120,032 notes

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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Text 23 Apr 684 notes

theanti90smovement:

zachmundell:

theanti90smovement:

everyone in the world is named kevin

my name is zach

just give it up stop lying to yourself we all know your name is kevin

Photo 23 Apr 530 notes infectedwithrage:

Woman gets back at online dating creeps by drawing them with tiny penises and posting to Instagram.
http://instagram.com/instagranniepants
“Objectifying men who objectify women in 3 easy steps:Man sends crude line via internet. Draw him naked. Send portrait to lucky man, enjoy results.”

infectedwithrage:

Woman gets back at online dating creeps by drawing them with tiny penises and posting to Instagram.

http://instagram.com/instagranniepants

Objectifying men who objectify women in 3 easy steps:Man sends crude line via internet. Draw him naked. Send portrait to lucky man, enjoy results.”


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